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thewillman882: I'm not drunk‚ I'm just... · The Underground Sex Club
I'm not drunk‚ I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time‚ you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light‚ I'd turn red everytime you passed by‚ just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe‚ your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else‚ you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you‚ I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive‚ and heaven has been brought to me.