rickwivthedick

Male · 54 canterbury · United Kingdom

Sexual Preference: Straight

Sexual Frequency: Twice Per Day

I am a great believer in the paradox which spans across lifes board. I am a smiler as well as the pessimist. I enjoy the hub bub of city life and the peace of the countryside although always choose the former. I think I am the greatest dancer although others say it looks like I've been tazared but this tends to be obscured in the light of vodka. I can be out spoken‚ but don't think you can wash my mouth out with soap and water or I will spit it out with expletive venom. ;) So that's enough of the I's‚ am's and aren't I greats‚ how about you? Laterz potataz!