Something productive that has nothing to do with sex

Fellas let's be real there is noooo bitches in this area ok I've been her what like 3 weeks not heavily active but still I'm fucking 18 and can't find one but anyways off topic I need to do something to keep my mind of fucking bitches and I've been thinking what if all the dudes (disclamer this is not gay I swear to God lol(not that there's anything wrong with you guys but it's just not for me anyways)) got together to fight yep that's it an underground gentleman's fight club honor the no weapons rule this Is just a social experiment non-profit we'll talk more about that in person so what's it going be anyone feel like fighting just send me a message I'm just trying to figure out how to go about this and would like some help from the locals in kwc thanks lol

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