embarrassing sex moments

How about a bit of fun? everyone has had an awkward or embarrassing moment in the bedroom what's yours??

cuming before entering the pussy

I was 18 and this girl was rubbing my cock on the out side of my jeans and I got that excited that I blow me loud in my pants and then I blow my loud again before I could get my jocks off.

I was super drunk at a party and my ex and her friend fell asleep in the same room. I didnt know there was two bodies in the bed and her friend didnt seem to mind. My ex was pretty salty the next morning...

I had a hand job with no lube the girl didn't know what she was doing and gave me a sore dick! Couldn't use it for several days..

Had a virgin break my dick HJ was 11.5 inches look at my pics LOL nowhere near that now but at least my Ds still cute BTW it hurt I told her to fuck off pretty damn quick then to top that off I was drunk and high and used habanero sauce as lube to jerk then got shot at later that day after running around naked on absinthe and partying with mobsters and CIA agents it was fuckin Rad sadly don't remember much

Got so fucked up I forgot I was having sex on multiple occasions even fell asleep while a girl fucked me before was on x pills vodka and weed then partied with some badass fuckin people not stating who I'd probably be arrested or murdered if I did LOL let's just say a whole lotta Cockburn somehow wound up temporarily in Vegas with me ex gay bff whom I got to have sex with my gf at the time (I think they're married now) anyhow he's been shot multiple times and has severe ptsd sadly did ride in his dads 2010 drophead coupe rolls Royce and jet before though (ironically I'm absolutely broke)

I got in bed with a guys wife and her hubby she sucked both of us We all fell a sleep naked I was woke up with the guys cock in my ass he was heavy he fucked me and filled me He knew I was a sissy even back then His wife woke up before he finish off in me His wife later licked my ass out of her hubbys cum that was running of We had some great times I loved eating her pussy after he fucked her and cleaned his cum out of her She even started let me suck on his cock with her she took a big load one time and kissed me and all of his cum went in my mouth She told to be a good boy and swallow it all and I did she as horny as I was we all enjoyed each other bodies When she works day I am over at his house a lot and he loves to fuck my ass now more than his wife pussy

That happened to me when my wife did it first few time but luckily she learned from it so she took it off my pant and suck it instead of rubbing my cock out side my pant.

Happened anytime we watched X-ray