The life of Dick

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The life of Dick

Now Dick can be a really nice guy some time he's plissed And dont know why.Maybe because the place he lives is a bit dark and dry.His neighbors are two nutts and an ass that lives behind.Dick loves food his favorite desert is pie.Dick hates rain coats he skinny dips at the y.Dick is a jack hammer at the dough shack and what Dick likes to do is give them buns a cum attack.Dick likes to hang to the left and to the right but u rub him right he will show you his height then he might move in and out of you all night.Thats the life of Dick.Enjoy HIM.LoL

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